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MEAT-O-METER™

Last updated 2026-08-15 · benchmark measured 2026-09-16 — deterministic & reproducible

MEAT-O-METER is a joke web tool for measuring and inflating self-reported size readings.

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Legit.Show scored MEAT-O-METER™ 67/100 on 2026-09-16, measured across all 7 frames from its public surface. legit.show/s/meat-o-meter-ya-abr97-chatgpt-site/2026-09-16

Is MEAT-O-METER™ production-ready?

Legit.Show scores MEAT-O-METER™ 67 out of 100 — the simple average of its 7 measured frames. Legit.Show ran its deterministic 7-Frame production-readiness benchmark on MEAT-O-METER™ (public-surface assessment), measured from the public surface with no LLM in the scoring path. Its strongest frame is Performance; its weakest is Privacy. Every frame it averages is published with its evidence on the Legit.Show listing.

The 7 Frames

• Performance — 97/100
• Accessibility — 95/100
• Security — 25/100
  How this compares across the catalogue: The Web Security Baseline
• Privacy — 25/100
  How this compares across the catalogue: The Privacy Gap
• Reliability — 92/100
• Standards — 92/100
• Discoverability — 45/100

What we measured

• No Content-Security-Policy and no HSTS.
• Served over HTTPS with a valid certificate.
• Real Lighthouse performance run — 1060 ms to first byte.
• Returns a proper 404 for unknown routes.
• 0 of 0 sampled routes reachable.
• No privacy policy found.
• Sets cookies / loads scripts with no consent prompt.
• Discoverable: OpenGraph image.

Who it's for

Adult users · People looking for entertainment · Humor enthusiasts

Sources and updates

Description

Taken from meat-o-meter.ya-abr97.chatgpt.site's own website on 2026-08-15.

Benchmark

Measured by Legit.Show from the live site, the way any visitor sees it — with no access to its code or accounts. Same method for every product, and no AI decides the score. Last checked 2026-09-16.

Put together from public information, without MEAT-O-METER™'s involvement. If anything here is wrong, tell us and a person will check it.

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